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【医疗笑话】医生,我疼 Doc, I Hurt

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【Medical Jokes】 Doc, I Hurt All Over

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.

"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."


一位女士去看医生,诉说她的疼痛。

“你哪儿疼?”医生问道,“您得帮我呀,我全身都疼”,女士说到。

“什么,全身都疼?”医生说,“您说的具体点儿。”

女士用她的食指摸了一下她的右膝盖,叫到:“嗷,疼。” 接着她摸了一下她的左脸颊,叫到:“嗷,这儿也疼!” 然后,她又摸了一下右耳垂儿,“嗷,甚至这儿也疼。”

医生仔细地给她检查了一会儿,然后告诉她诊断结果,“你手指头破了。”


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