【Lawyers Jokes】Valentine's Day Cards
A young guy walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."
balding adj.变秃的 methodically adv. 有条理地，有条不紊地
pink envelope 粉红色的信封 perfume n.香水
spray vt.喷洒 scent n.香气，香水
curiosity n.好奇心 get the better of = get the best of 取胜，占上风
Valentine's Day 情人节 divorce lawyer 离婚律师
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