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【Lawyers Jokes】Valentine's Day Cards
   
A young guy walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
   
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
   
His curiosity getting the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.

"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.
   
"I'm a divorce lawyer."


balding adj.变秃的                       methodically adv. 有条理地,有条不紊地
pink envelope 粉红色的信封         perfume n.香水
spray vt.喷洒                               scent n.香气,香水
curiosity n.好奇心                        get the better of = get the best of 取胜,占上风
Valentine's Day 情人节                divorce lawyer 离婚律师


一天,一个小伙子走进一家邮局,看见一个中年秃顶男人站在柜台边,正在有条不紊地往一推粉红色的信封上贴爱情邮票,信封上满是 “心形”图案。接着,那个男人掏出一瓶香水,开始往信封喷洒。

满是好奇,小伙子走向那个秃顶男人,问他在做什么。

“我正在邮寄1000张情人节贺卡,每张贺卡上都签着 “猜猜我是谁?”。

“干吗要这样做呢?” 小伙子问道。

“我是离婚律师。”


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