【Couple Jokes】 How forgetful you are!
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table. And, she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant and as the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat!!"
unknowingly 不知不觉 miss vt.发现...丢了
aggravation n.更恶化, 更糟糕 retrieve v.重新得到，找回
a classic grouchy old man 一位典型的牢骚老头儿
scold v.责骂, 申斥, 斥责 relentlessly adv.持续不断地，无情地
chide v.斥责, 责骂 agitated adj.激动的,表现不安的
let up 停止 geezer n.<俚>古怪(或怪癖的)老头
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