【Lawyer Jokes】 Can I Sue Budweiser?
Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true", responded the lawyer.
"And now someone's suin' the fast food restaurants for making 'em fat and cloggin' their hearts with all the burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with?"
attorney=lawyer 律师 sue vt.控告，起诉
suin' 是sue 的现在分词suing的口语化非正式语体，下文的cloggin'和thinkin'与此类似。
'em 是them的口语化变体 respond=answer 回答
fast food 快餐 clog vt.堵塞，阻塞
burger n.各种夹饼 fries n.炸薯条
Budweiser 百威啤酒 ugly adj.丑陋的, 难看的
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