【Medical Jokes】 I Didn't Recognize You
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well look even nicer. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, an ambulance killed her.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that ambulance?"
God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you."
a heart attack n. 心脏病发作 operating table n. 手术台
Is my time up? 我的时限已到吗？ upon recovery 一恢复健康
facelift 整容手术 liposuction 脂肪抽吸[术]
tummy tuck 整腹术 release sb from 把…从…放/解脱出来
ambulance n. 救护车 demand v. 质问，逼问
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