[Hotel Jokes] Can I Take Your Order, Sir?
A young waiter just had his first customer, which turned out to be a BIG BURLY truck driver. The young man walked up to the table where the truck driver was sitting and asked; can I take your order sir? The truck driver replied, sure kid I want three flat tires and two headlights.
The young man was very puzzled and said, I beg your pardon? The truck driver said again, look kid; I want three flat tires and two headlights.
The young man was still puzzled, but replied, "yes sir, whatever." The young man then took the request to his boss who was the head cook. He told him about the truck driver's order, "he wanted three flat tires and two headlights, I think he's in the wrong place."
The head cook said, "I know what he wants, he wants three flapjacks and two eggs sunny side up; the truck driver is just trying to be smart, I know him. Take this bowl of beans, give it to him and say this...".
When the truck driver saw it, he said, "Listen kid, I didn't order this, I said I wanted three flat tires and two headlights."
The waiter replied, "Well sir, the head cook said while you wait for your parts, you can gas up! "
burly adj.魁伟的, 结实的 tire n. 轮胎
flat tire 漏了气的车胎 headlight n.前灯
head cook 主厨 flapjack n.烙饼, 厚煎饼
gas up (给汽车)加油